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Excellent! And who doesn't love Zoom by Fat Larry’s Band

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Thanks Mark, and yes, a true anthem.

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Things often hit you when you least expect them, although that twig would still have been there – extra ten minutes of break or not. Loved all of the blissful description beforehand! My favourite novella is by Patrick Süskind, titled The Pigeon. The character in it undergoes an existential crisis a little more troubling than yours, but it is all down to just one bird...

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The universe and pigeons are aligned.

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This was an dream to read. Thank you. Every speck of food sounded amazing.

I also hate pigeons, when they do things like get under the solar panels and cause UNTOLD DAMAGE. Otherwise they're ok, you know?

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Thank you. Yes I dont mind them, just don’t like what they do.

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I watched a large wood pigeon yesterday gazing at two magpies and a crow fighting over a meat bone. It very sensibly kept its distance.

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Maybe the pigeon is the clever one.

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I am starting a campaign to the Vatican to make Mr Maintenance Man a saint!

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That’s a very good idea.

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