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Felicity Jones's avatar

This is now starting to sound very familiar. Thank good those southerners picked up the leaflets.

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Felicity Jones's avatar

And you really did create a destination

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Vanilla Black's avatar

Well, eventually.

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Melissa Norman's avatar

Andrew I loved your amuse bouches. We used to travel 2hours to come to your restaurant for fancy occasions, date nights etc and it felt like an experience. Tables had space to breath, servers who could explain the dishes. It felt like being a grown up. Nothing against a veggie stirfry but I can easily do that at home.

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Mark Diacono's avatar

Mushroom fudge…are sure VB? I’m not calling you’re judgement into question…but you’ll understand my need to enquire

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Vanilla Black's avatar

Haha. Always pushing.

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Matt Inwood's avatar

So there’s a possibility that every single London restaurant has simply always copied all of the other London restaurants and that no-one actually knows the real price of anything then…? Love the sound of that amuse bouche. And plancha bottom sounds like one of the more brutal of many similar stories I’ve had told to me over the years. Hot plates and sharp knives really is the worst environment for macho insecurities!

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Vanilla Black's avatar

I’d say, everything is a pound.

Oh yes, some horror stories, lots of them. Thanks for reading this Matt.

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Betty Williams's avatar

Well, now I want a shot glass of spiced tomato juice with celery salt and Maldon sea salted crisps! That sounds divine!

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Melissa Norman's avatar

All the food was sooo tasty there Betty. You would have loved it.

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Vanilla Black's avatar

On its way over.

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Betty Williams's avatar

🚀

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Giovanna Solimando's avatar

Yikes. I know of some of the stuff that happens in restaurant kitchens, but some of the things you mention ..

Also, pricing. For my microbakery I also ended up going with local prices but in my case it wasn’t ideal because I didn’t buy wholesale ingredients, and I made everything by hand, and it took me for ever, and my oven was also super slow. Anyway, I barely covered my expenses and paid myself minimum wage (maybe).

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Vanilla Black's avatar

Yes, some terrible stories.

Oh I get that, business is very difficult.

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Lisa McLean's avatar

Gee, I’m starting to feel a little anxious about the York house, and a general holding my breath a bit and hoping all will be well.

Have you read Will Cooper’s writing about the London restaurant scene?

I just want to say out loud, “What’s wrong with people”. That’s the nice version.

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Vanilla Black's avatar

Don’t feel too anxious, it gets worse.

Ah yes, I know Will has seen some sights.

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Lisa McLean's avatar

Now I’m really worried, I’ve been feeling this building. Good writing, bad industry.

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Vanilla Black's avatar

Thank you, very much appreciated.

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Dunk Parsonage's avatar

I'm pretty sure that food costing model is used in the majority of the big chains, especially a certain pub group ending in spoons..

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Vanilla Black's avatar

Seems wrong to me.

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Dunk Parsonage's avatar

Yep! Bizarre indeed.. when quality of ingredients is secondary

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